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I couldn't help myself!

Discussion in 'Dogs - all breeds / types' started by susan_cude@hotmail.com, Jul 2, 2004.



  1. Thought you might need a good chuckle :mrgreen: Oh! and my furbabies are spoiled rotten little dogs....(keeping it dog related)

    NOW THAT'S A HALLMARK!

    1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
    that you've come into my life...
    (Inside card) - I've changed my mind.


    2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
    (Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.


    3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
    (Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.


    4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
    (Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
    probably need it again.


    5. Someday I hope to marry...
    (Inside card) - Someone other than you.


    6. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
    (Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?


    7. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
    (Inside card) - Almost lifelike!


    9. We've been friends for a very long time...
    (Inside card) - What do ya say we stop?


    10. I'm so miserable without you...
    (Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

    11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
    was only one life jacket...
    (Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.


    12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
    birthday...
    (Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.


    13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
    (Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)


    14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
    wonder...
    (Inside card) - What was I thinking?


    15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
    (Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband


    16. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
    (Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
    promise.
     
  2. honeybears

    honeybears New Member

    he he :D he
     
  3. saffy

    saffy New Member

    Thank you for giving me a chuckle, i suppose these cards aren't available over here i must try and remember them cause i can think of one or two people who deseve them :lol:
     
  4. StormyWinter

    StormyWinter New Member

    OUCH!!! :shock:

    Funny in someways but WOW!!
     
  5. Oh Please don't get offended :( I truly just thought they were funny!!! I guess it's my sick since of humor :shock:

    Susan
     
  6. saffy

    saffy New Member

    I'm with you Susan ,not everyone deserves a hallmark moment
    Shirley
     
  7. StormyWinter

    StormyWinter New Member

    NO NO I was in no way offended. Sorry if it came out that way (words are hard to express emotions!!)
    It just suprized me that Hallmark would have cards like that. I found them funny, but it a weird way!!
     
  8. smokey

    smokey New Member

    thanks, that was a good laugh for today!
    i'll send one to my ex-husband.
     
  9. Samsintentions

    Samsintentions New Member

    Ah!!! Sick humor, just what I needed today!
     
  10. nern

    nern New Member

    LOL. Too funny. :lol:
     
  11. GinaH

    GinaH New Member

    I wish you could actually purchase cards like that! Toooooo Funny!!
    This one would be great for my Mother in-law. LOL
    :0023:
     
  12. loves-da-pits

    loves-da-pits New Member

    :0017:
     

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