A Funny for a Friday!

NEW Drugs!!!!

(not quite approved by the FDA.....can't imagine why...)



D A M N I T O L :
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.


ST. M O M M A'S W O R T:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to 2 days.


E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out.


P E P T O B I M B O
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents conception.


D U M B E R O L
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.


F L I P I T O R
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers.


M E N I C I L L I N
Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"


B U Y A G R A
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of spending spree.


J A C K A S S P I R I N
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday, anniversary or phone number.


A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.


N A G A M E T
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself.

 

That one is my absolute favorite!!

 

I liked Flipitor!!! he he he... I don't suffer from Road rage. I enjoy it.... he he he. 8)

 

Thats great did you make it up.

 

Waiting....... When do they hit the market???? :0017:

 

Um when the one for pre schoolers comes out someone please let me know!!!!

That was great thanks sams!

 

no joke! I think they make a pill for everything these days...dumbness.....ignorance....drunkeness...no wait! Those are patches!!!

 

LOL!

 

lmao :lol: :lol: