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A long list of questions...

Discussion in 'General Topics & Support Issues' started by Auspetian, Jul 20, 2005.

  1. Auspetian

    Auspetian Administrator Staff Member

    A long list of questions a friend sent by email today.....lol, enjoy.

    Auspetian :)

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    1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

    2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the
    second hand?

    3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how
    would we ever know?

    4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he
    find the words?

    5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a
    whack?

    6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same
    thing?

    7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the
    same thing?

    8. Why are they called "stands" when they are made
    for sitting?

    9. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is
    "after light"?

    10. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the
    unexpected expected?

    11. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

    12. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite
    things?

    13. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

    14. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay
    you to do it?

    15. If all the world is a stage, where is the
    audience sitting?

    16. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    17. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you
    read all right?

    18. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote
    control when
    you know the batteries are dead?

    19. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments
    in a suitcase?

    20. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

    21. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when
    we use them?

    22. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the
    bottle?

    23. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have
    one?
     
  2. Bente

    Bente New Member

    Lols :mrgreen:
     
  3. DeLaUK

    DeLaUK New Member

    :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Nameless

    Nameless New Member

    Lol, these are funny.

    20. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
    LOl, that one was funny IMO, Lol. The thread was really good.
     
  5. pekepoo4u

    pekepoo4u New Member

    Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
     

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