Brain Farts...

If you throw a kitty out of your window, does it become kitty litter?

What color do Smurfs change when their choking?

Parents give their babies tiny spoons and tiny forks when feeding, what do Chinesse parents give their children? Toothpicks?

If you spin a chineese man around, does he become disoriented?

They say sniffing markers kills brain cells, so why did they make Scented markers for kids?

How much wood did the woodchuck chuck?

How much is a Peck of Pickled peppers?

Why do Quarters and dimes have ridges on their edges, but Nickles and pennys not?

If Pro is the opposite of Con, does that mean that Progress is the opposite of Congress?

What hair color is indicated on the driverslicence of a Bald person?

Why do people leave useless junk piled in garages and vehicles worth thousands of dollars outside?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that the little indestructable black box is?

Why do hotdogs come in pkg's of 10 but buns only in 8?

Why are there handicap parking signs in front of sakting rinks?

Is it ok to use AM radio station in the afternoon?

What do chickens think we taste like?

What do you call a male lady bug?

When dog food is new tasting, who taste tests it?

Why didn't NOAH swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilze needles for leathal injections?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is it called tourist season when we can't shoot them?

Why are there Interstate HWY's in Hawaii?

If you squeeze olives for Olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?

If flying is safe, then why are airports called Terminals?

Why does the sun lighten our hair but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascarra with their mouths closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is a boxing Ring square?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, but dish soap made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

WHy is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?

 

things that make you go hmmmmmm?

Keeping your mind of things, good idea...

My thoughts are with Lacey, I hope she comes home safe.

 

LOL I love things like that. I always have question of the day things on my xanga site. some of my favs are " What's with the phrase, cute as a button,? since when are buttons cute? why do bullies always say "what's your problem" when they obviously aren't going to solve it?

 

Yeah, I got it in an email...

I always have stupid questions pop into my head too..

still no sign of Lacy....I'm sooo worried it makes me physically sick. My biggest fear is that she got shot by a hunter, or some one stole her.....

 

Those are hilarious. I don't think anyone would shoot LAcy, I think they would steal her and have puppy's with her, so be on the lookout in the next few months for someone trying to sell her puppies and then steal her back and sue that person. Not that that eases your mind any, but I think she is out there alive and someone is taking care of her! Good Luck finding her!

 

That could very well be the case too. And we'll find her if thats what happens. Only a few of us have ACD's and everyone knows everyone. Seriously.....so they can't keep it a secret long!