cat food flavors.lol.

i thought this was cute i read it in a magizine today (comming from a cats mind)




canned cat food flavors we know must exist, but we cannot find:
1.mouse
2.canary and egg
3.rabbit
4.chipmunk
5.catnip and cream
6.squirrel with gravy
7.goldfish entree
8.shrew and giblets
9.pig intestines

 

LOL. That was cute.

 

LOL. I'm not sure why the pig intestine was in there. Do cats like that?

 

im not sure bout the pig thing either sounds a lil gross to me.... if it were my cats saying that it would have to be more like

1.mouse
2.blue jay and egg
3.baby rabbit
4.snake
5.catnip and cream
6.squirrel with gravy
7.goldfish entree
8.whole lizard
9.crayfish

 

found these tonight...


RULES 4 A CAT:
If you have to throw up, get into a chair quickly. If you cannot manage this in time, get to an Oriental rug. Shag is good!

Determine quickly which guest hates cats. Sit on that lap during the evening.

He won't dare push you off and will even call you "nice kitty." If you can arrange to have cat food on your breath, so much the better.

For sitting on laps or rubbing against trouser legs, select colors which contrast with your own.

Always accompany guests to the bathroom. It is not necessary to do anything. Just sit and stare.

For guests who say, "I love kitties," be ready with aloof disdain, claws applied to stockings or a quick nip on the ankles.

Do not allow closed doors in any room. To get one open, stand on hind legs and hammer with forepaws. Once the door is opened for you, it is not necessary to use it. You can change your mind. When you have ordered an outside door opened, stand half in and half out and think about several things. This is particularly important during very cold weather or mosquito season.

If one person is busy and the other is idle, sit with the busy one. For book readers, get in close under the chin, unless you can lie across the book itself.

For ladies knitting, curl quietly into lap and pretend to doze. Then reach out and slap knitting needles sharply. This is what she calls a dropped stitch. She will try to distract you. Ignore it.

For people doing homework, sit on the paper being worked on. After being removed for the second time, push anything movable off the table -- pens,pencils, stamps -- one at a time.

Get enough sleep during the daytime so that you are fresh for playing at night between 2 & 4 a.m.


HOW TO GIVE A CAT A PILL:
1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbow, just as if you were giving baby a bottle. Coo confidently, "Thats a nice kitty." Drop pill into its mouth.

2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa.

3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat's front paws down with left hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth with right forefinger.

4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. (Resist impulse to get new cat.)

5. Again proceed as in 1, except when you have cat firmly cradled in bottle-feeding position, sit down on edge of chair, fold your torso over cat, bring your right hand over your left elbow, open cat's mouth by lifting the upper jaw and pop the pill in - quickly. Since your head is down by your knees, you won't be able to see what you're doing. That's just as well.

6. Leave cat hanging on drapes. Leave pill in your hair.

7. If you're a woman, have a good cry. If you're a man, have a good cry.

8. Now pull yourself together. Who's the boss here anyway? Retrieve cat and pill. Assuming position 1, say sternly, "Who's the boss here, anyway?" Open cat's mouth, take pill and...Oooops!


9. This isn't working, is it? Collapse and think. Aha! Those flashing claws are causing the chaos.

10. Crawl to linen closet. Drag back large beach towel. Spread towel on floor.

11. Retrieve cat from kitchen counter and pill from potted plant.

12. Spread cat on towel near one end with its head over long edge.

13. Flatten cat's front and back legs over its stomach. (Resist impulse to flatten cat.)

14. Roll cat in towel. Work fast; time and tabbies wait for no man - or woman.

15. Resume position 1. Rotate your left hand to cat's head. Press its mouth at the jaw hinges like opening the petals of a snapdragon.

16. Drop pill into cat's mouth and poke gently. Voila! It's done.

17. Vacuum up loose fur (cat's). Apply bandages to wounds (yours).

18. Take two aspirins and lie down.

 

:0023: They do sell rabbit can foods at Petsmart. As for the pig intestines. You wouldn't catch me eating that now, but when I was a kid, grandma served it quite ofen. It was very tasty! :y_the_best: :mrgreen: Don't people use intestines to make sausages?

 

Yes, it's what holds it all together.

FMgurl43, those other two were so funny! Whoever wrote those knows cats so well! Those were great. I had never read those before. Too funny. :mrgreen:

 

FMGurl, we posted at the same time! I just read your new post and I'm laughing my head off! :0017: :m39: :m31:

 

www.pethumor.com has some pretty cute stuff along w/ some links to some really good sites....

 

i liked the one about the pill the best...cause its so true!!! max is still taking pills...two a day :shock:

 

2 pills a day? I bet he doesn't mind cause Max's always bringing you his med bottles! Are you still coating the pills with butter?

 

well...actually...i make it seem like its a hassle...but its really easy. all i do is shake the bottle when its time to give him his pill...and he comes running, jumps on the counter, and takes his head and tries to stick it into the butter...or rather "brummel and brown" which is really part yogurt and part vegetable spread. :roll:

i coat the pill with a little butter, pop it in there and kiss him on his nose...then he swallows!!! maxie is a good little boy... :m10:

yesterday, his poo was more normal than its ever been. i was shocked!! :m27: :shock:

 

Geez Lynn! I wish Moe were like that. Whenever I have to give her pills it takes a good 45 minutes (x twice a day). She actually spits them across the room. And when I think she's swallowed it - I make her lick her nose, then I open her mouth and search under her tongue and in the corners - she will still somehow spit it out when I let her go. The vet thinks she can keep them in her throat and then regurgitate them. Lovely.