crude joke....Parental guidence suggested!!!

Ok thought you parents out there would get a good tickle out of thisone!!!

I will precede this joke with a disclaimer (like Jan's). If you are easily offended you might not want to read this joke. It's actually quite funny, but it is called "The Screw" - read on if you dare... Tricia


It's the summer of 1960 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo.

When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.

Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" he says.

That's cool.

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do.

Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie.

Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally this come s as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, "Whaaaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.

Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father:

DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST "

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LOL!!

 

lol Sam!!! That is too funny- it totally reminds me of my parents because they always get "modern" terms mixed up, like once my husband and I called them, and I said that he wasn't feeling well because he was out late with the guys the night before, and then my mom said, "oh, is he over hung today?" I about died laughing-- I was like, "mom, it's hungover!"

 

LMAO that was pretty good

 

Oh, LOL. I got a good laugh out of that one. LOL

 

Oh sam i needed a pick me up and that did the job thanks sooooo funny heheheheheheheh.

mike

 

LOL! :lol:

 

Too Hilarious!!! I love it!!

 

LOL

 

I fuigured the mods would delete it. But then again, it wasn't that bad! I loved it....

 

It was fairly tame and you warned in the subject header, so I figured it was okay. Apparently the others agreed, since they didn't delete it either.