Dear Auspet Members...UPDATE!

It's me again. Sarge. You may have read about my mommy "helping" out those 2 other free loaders, Newton and Bugsy.

Well, I think she has lost it. They are nuts! They think they are SOOOO cute! Well, I don't! I mean, who do they think they are?

So, what if they are really well behaved and mannerly. So, what if they are polite and quiet. What are they? Robots? I mean, come on, at least I have personality (and that plate of rolls DID to fall off the table by itself!) My mommy calls it something else, but I don't think I'm supposed to say things like that (neither is she come to think of it.)

Last night was murder! All the "ohhing" and "ahhing" over a bunch of hair! Whatever. They better be going soon or I'm otta here!

I will be accepting applications for new owners if this does not improve, so people line up!

 

Awwww, poor Sarge! Tell your mommy she is supposed to pay extra attention to you when new doggies are visiting. Now go play with your Kong and look really cute, and everyone will ohhh and ahhh over you, too!

 

Geez, what a tattle tell! I loaded praise and attention all over the big dope last night and still made a fool of himself! He is going to need counseling over this! He loved playing with them and napping with them, but did not want me near them! Or my son Nick (whom he thinks is his littermate). What a ham bone!

 

sarge you are to cute i'm sure your mommy loves you more and gives you lots of attention.

 

Nala still shoves between me and Bonnie when I am petting her, but not as much as she used to.

 

he hehe.....poor sarge!!! You can come stay with me anyday!!

 

Thank you auntie sams!

 

awwwwww.. sarge, you type so well - considering you don't have any FINGERRRRRS!! Well the invitation is in stone: You can come visit us out in california, the next time "you're in the neighborhood"...... We are all about the "lovin" out here!

 

Dear members,

Hi, it's me Sarge again. Just wanted to let you all know that Newton and Bugsby have hit the road! Bugsby went to his new home on Saturday and Newton went on Sunday. Thank God! Talk about clueless!

I guess they were attractive, if you like all that hair, but boy were they dumb! The didn't even try to dig out from under the fence or tear down the laundry mommy had air drying. Nerds I tell ya! They were all like, "well, that would be wrong Sarge" and I was all like "What are you yapping about? My mommy loves brown sheets". Sheesh! I think I would know her better then those 2 goons!

ANYWAY! Some of you might have gotten the impression I was worried about their visit, but I wasn't at all. Why would mommy want two beautiful well behaved, smart doggies when she has me?..... I mean what kind of name is Great FurryKnees anyway?

Hey, wait a minute....!

 

way to go sarge, now you have the palce to yourself again
honeybear

 

LOL.... way outloud! LOL

Sarge... you're one smart doggy, little fella!!

 

Oh he's smart all right! Too smart!

 

I suspect Sarge will be getting future visits???
I take it you injoyed your short foster care!

 

I really did. It was a nice way to start so I could see what it entailed. I am officially bitten by your bug! You know, meeting all of you has actually changed my life. So, you are not just impacting the canines on this site. Thanks!

 

OH Sarge I have been so preocccupied that I feel as if I have ignored you! Im quite sorry. It sounds as if the new foster buddies were a lot of fun! It's great of you to help out the way you did. Your Super!!

 

OH Sarge I have been so preocccupied that I feel as if I have ignored you! Im quite sorry. It sounds as if the new foster buddies were a lot of fun! It's great of you to help out the way you did.
Your Super!!

 

Gina H- Well... I didn't want to say anything, but... I was wondering where you were! Thanks for validating all of my tremendous unselfish effort!

P.S. Is Punkin seeing anyone? She's a hottie!

Love, Sarge

 

I too am glad your fosters went well! Good luck on the next one. I am sure Sarge will get used to it, I hope lol.

 

man... that sarge is such a dog!

 

He's lucky he is such a handsome boy! He pranced in through the back patio door last night with a piece of thread like stuff hanging out of his mouth, as he passed me I went to pull it out and it kept going and going and going. Apparently he chewed on the area rug I threw away back the gate where the trash cans are and he began dismantling it. It was like a car full of clowns! The thread just kept coming!