Do not talk to my parrot!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman.
Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman,

"I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on

the counter, and I'll mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you.

But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my

parrot!" "I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day,

he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching

the repairman go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with him incessantly
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
contain himself any longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike"
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LOL

 

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HAHAHAHAHAHA :lol: :lol: :lol: that was so funny. Well he was warned not to speak to the parrot lol

 

lol, that's hilarious!