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Dogs and Light Bulbs...

Discussion in 'Dogs - small breeds (toy) specific' started by MonsterBailey, Aug 23, 2004.

  1. MonsterBailey

    MonsterBailey New Member

    I received this by email awhile back.. it's an oldie but goodie that I had to share!


    The question posed: "How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?"

    Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

    Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

    Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

    Rottweiler: Make me.

    Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

    Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

    German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

    Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

    Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb.

    Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

    Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

    Pointer: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right here.....

    Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

    Australian Shepherd:
    First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle.

    Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

    The Cat: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"

  2. MyBabyShihPoo

    MyBabyShihPoo New Member

    LMAO...good one, Monster!!!!!!! :lol:

    Glad you shared, hadn't seen that one before! :D
  3. MonsterBailey

    MonsterBailey New Member

    I should have done a POLL!!!

    Which was your favorite???
  4. MyBabyShihPoo

    MyBabyShihPoo New Member

    Yeah, a pole would've been great!

    I specifically liked the cat one only b/c I find it to be so true...LOL!!! :lol:

    As far as which one out of the dog lines, I don't know, they were all great in their own way! :mrgreen:


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