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For everyone who needs Inner Peace...

Discussion in 'Dogs - all breeds / types' started by GinaH, Sep 1, 2004.

  1. GinaH

    GinaH New Member

    My sister sent this to me and I had a good laugh and since many of you here have needed a good laugh lately....Here ya go!

    INNER PEACE

    By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found
    inner peace.

    The article read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the
    things you've started."


    So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't
    finished... and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of red wine, a bottle of white wine, the Bailey's, Kahlua and Wild
    Turkey, the Prozac, some valium, some cheesecake and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how good I feel....Awwww I have truly found Inner Peace.
    :D
     
  2. Samsintentions

    Samsintentions New Member

    Oh my goodness!!!

    I'd NEVER leave the house! One I'd be soooooo wasted its not even funny (I'm not a drinker) and two I'd be 300lbs!
    Not to meantion my house would be built fromt he ground up.....and oh, I'd never finish!
     
  3. Angie

    Angie New Member

    :0008:


    :0017:


    :0020:

    LOL!!!
    Gets me everytime!!
     
  4. loves-da-pits

    loves-da-pits New Member

    Unfortunately after having a day of Inner Peace like that, the next morning when you wake up it will be :-& and then :0024:
     
  5. Jamiya

    Jamiya New Member

    LMAO. Love the emoticons. :)
     
  6. honeybears

    honeybears New Member

    Gina :D :D :D, sharon, jus tluv the rolfing

    honeybear
     
  7. Samsintentions

    Samsintentions New Member

    oh goodness, looking at the smiley's wants to make me

    :D :) :shock: :( :-& :0024:
     

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