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Discussion in 'General Topics & Support Issues' started by charmedagain, Jan 29, 2006.

  1. charmedagain

    charmedagain New Member

    My friend emailed me this lastnight you may all have read it already but thought would share anyway...

    Thought you might enjoy this
    The sad thing is - it's true!


    Men are just happier people.

    What do you expect from such simple creatures?

    Your last name stays put.

    The garage is all yours.

    Wedding plans take care of themselves.

    Chocolate is just another snack.

    You can be President.

    You can never be pregnant.

    You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

    Car mechanics tell you the truth.

    The world is your urinal.

    You never have to drive to another petrol station loo because this one is
    just too icky.

    You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

    Same work, more pay.

    Wrinkles add character.

    The wedding dress is $5000, Tux rental is $75.

    People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

    The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

    New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

    One mood all the time.

    Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

    You know stuff about tanks.

    A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

    You can open all your own jars.

    You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

    If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

    Your three-pack underwear is $8.95.

    Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

    You almost never have strap problems in public.

    You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

    The same hairstyle lasts for years. maybe decades.

    You only have to shave your face and neck.

    You can play with toys all your life.

    Your belly usually hides your big hips.

    One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

    You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

    You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

    You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

    You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.


    No wonder men are happier.
    Send this to the women who can handle it and to the men who will enjoy
    reading it.

    Mike
     
  2. Chessmind

    Chessmind New Member

    LOl. :lol: Well, it goes both ways. There are plenty of advantages to being a woman too. :wink:
     
  3. vene

    vene New Member

    :0023:
     

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