Here's some humor to brighten your afternoon

A cowboy in Montana got pulled over by a State Trooper
for speeding. The trooper started to lecture the
cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to
throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to
writing out the ticket.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around his head.

The cowboy said, "Having some problem with Circle
flies there, are ya?"

The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, "Well
yeah, if that's what they are. I never heard of Circle
flies."

So the cowboy says, "Well, circle flies are common on
ranches. See, they're called circle flies because
they’re almost always found circling around the back
end of a horse."

The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the
ticket.

Then after a minute, he stops and says, "Are you
trying to call me a horse's ass?"

The cowboy says, "No, Sir. I have too much respect for
law enforcement and police officers to even think
about calling you a horse's ass."

The trooper says, "Well that's a good thing," and goes
back to writing the ticket.

After a long pause, the cowboy says, "Hard to fool
them flies though."

 

:lol:

 

:lol: :lol:

Thats funny...can I steal this and send it to a couple of other forums?

 

DeLaUK,
Be my guest. It was sent to me in an email.