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Household Hints from a Dog.....

Discussion in 'Dogs - all breeds / types' started by pamr61, Jul 3, 2004.

  1. pamr61

    pamr61 New Member

    Happy Friday, y'all!!
    I got this in an e-mail this morning, and thought I'd share...


    Instructions on how to clean your toilet

      1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
    water in the bowl.

      2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
    bathroom.

      3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
    lids.  You may need to stand on the lid.

      4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises
    that come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

      5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash
    and rinse."

      6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there
    are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

      7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
    lids.

      8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom,
    and run outside where he will dry himself off.

      9.  Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

           Sincerely,

           The Dog

    Have a safe and happy 4th! :mrgreen:
     
  2. lil96

    lil96 New Member

    that is so mean!
    but really funny!
     
  3. Jamiya

    Jamiya New Member

    I love that one. :)


    Jamiya
     
  4. GinaH

    GinaH New Member

    That is to funny! I have seen that one before but it's funny everytime. =D>
     
  5. StormyWinter

    StormyWinter New Member

    LMAO!! That was too funny!! Mean but funny!!!
     
  6. Samsintentions

    Samsintentions New Member

    Awww, poor kitty!! But funny as h@ll!!!
     
  7. Jody

    Jody New Member

    lmao, poor kitty! 8)
     

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