How to photograph a puppy

How to photograph a puppy:

1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return to camera.

8. Forget about spot and craw after puppy on knees.

9. Focus with one hand and fend off puppy with other hand.

10. Get tissue and clean nose print from lens.

11. Take flashcube from puppy’s mouth and throw in trash.

12. Put cat outside and put peroxide on the scratch on puppy’s nose.

13. Put magazines back on coffee table.

14. Try to get puppy’s attention by squeaking toy over your head.

15. Replace your glasses and check camera for damage.

16. Jump up in time to grab puppy by scruff of neck and say, “no outside, no outside!”.

17. Call spouse to clean up mess.

18. Fix a drink.

19., Sit back in Lazy Boy with drink and resolve to teach puppy “sit” and “stay” first thing in the morning.

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OMG, that is too funny!!!! And.. so true!

 

Good one, Jamiya... that's about how it goes!

 

OH no, easier than that!
Take chkn wire off chain link kenel....wait for puppy to insert head!

 

LMAO!
That's funny....... I especially loved #15!

 

LOL. That was really cute!

 

LMAO - i laughed the whole time when reading that.

 

LMAO that is so cute! Gee sams sounds like you got is easy.