I couldn't help myself!

Thought you might need a good chuckle :mrgreen: Oh! and my furbabies are spoiled rotten little dogs....(keeping it dog related)

NOW THAT'S A HALLMARK!

1. I always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. And now
that you've come into my life...
(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.


2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...
(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.


3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....
(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me.


4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....
(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll
probably need it again.


5. Someday I hope to marry...
(Inside card) - Someone other than you.


6. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....
(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?


7. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....
(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!


9. We've been friends for a very long time...
(Inside card) - What do ya say we stop?


10. I'm so miserable without you...
(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

11. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there
was only one life jacket...
(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often.


12. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your
birthday...
(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.


13. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Alabama, Mississippi, and Arkansas)


14. Looking back over the years we've been together, I can't help but
wonder...
(Inside card) - What was I thinking?


15. Congratulations on your wedding day!...
(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband


16. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...
(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your
promise.

 

he he he

 

Thank you for giving me a chuckle, i suppose these cards aren't available over here i must try and remember them cause i can think of one or two people who deseve them :lol:

 

OUCH!!! :shock:

Funny in someways but WOW!!

 

Oh Please don't get offended I truly just thought they were funny!!! I guess it's my sick since of humor :shock:

Susan

 

I'm with you Susan ,not everyone deserves a hallmark moment
Shirley

 

NO NO I was in no way offended. Sorry if it came out that way (words are hard to express emotions!!)
It just suprized me that Hallmark would have cards like that. I found them funny, but it a weird way!!

 

thanks, that was a good laugh for today!
i'll send one to my ex-husband.

 

Ah!!! Sick humor, just what I needed today!

 

LOL. Too funny. :lol:

 

I wish you could actually purchase cards like that! Toooooo Funny!!

This one would be great for my Mother in-law. LOL
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