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Idiots are everywhere

Discussion in 'Dogs - Pit bull breeds specific' started by Walt, Jun 4, 2004.

  1. Walt

    Walt New Member

    Subject: Idiots are everywhere
    >
    >IDIOTS IN SERVICE
    >This week, My phone went dead and I had to contact
    the telephone
    repair
    >people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and
    7:00 p.m. When I
    >asked if they could give me a smaller time window,
    the pleasant
    gentleman
    >asked,
    >"Would you like us to call you before we come?"
    >I replied that I didn't see how he would be able to
    do that, since our
    >phones weren't working.
    >
    >IDIOTS AT WORK:
    >I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase
    when the clerk
    >noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the
    credit card. She
    >informed me that she could not complete the
    transaction unless the
    card was

    >signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was
    necessary to
    compare
    >the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I
    signed the credit
    card

    >in front of her. She carefully compared the signature
    to the one I had
    just

    >signed on the receipt. As luck would have it,
    >they matched.
    >
    >IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
    >I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new
    neighbor call the
    >local
    >township administrative office to request the removal
    of the Deer
    Crossing
    >sign on our road. The reason:
    >"too many deer were being hit by cars"
    >and he didn't want them to cross there anymore.
    >
    >IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
    >My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a
    taco. She asked
    the
    >person behind the counter for minimal lettuce." He
    said he was sorry,
    but
    >they only had iceberg.
    >
    >IDIOT SIGHTING
    >I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an
    airport employee
    >asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage
    without your
    knowledge?" To

    >which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how
    would I know? "
    He
    >smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
    >
    >IDIOT SIGHTING
    >The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to
    cross the street.
    >I
    >was crossing with an intellectually challenged
    coworker of mine when
    she
    >asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained
    that it signals
    blind
    >people when the light is red. Appalled, she
    responded,
    >"What on earth are blind people doing driving?"
    >
    >IDIOT SIGHTING
    >I work with an individual who plugged her power strip
    back into itself
    >and
    >for the life of her couldn't understand why her
    system would not turn
    on.
    >
    >IDIOT SIGHTING
    >When my husband and I arrived at an automobile
    dealership to pick up
    >our
    >car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We
    went to the
    service
    >department and found a mechanic working feverishly to
    unlock the
    driver's
    >side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I
    instinctively tried
    the
    >door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.
    "Hey," I announced to
    the
    >technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know
    - I already got
    that
    >side."
     
  2. bullylove1

    bullylove1 New Member

    WALT!!
    You made my day sir. I am going to crosspost this to everyone I know!
     
  3. Walt

    Walt New Member

    Glad I could help LOL
     

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