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I've been wondering...

Discussion in 'Dogs - Pit bull breeds specific' started by Walt, Apr 2, 2004.

  1. Walt

    Walt New Member

    I've been wondering...

    Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out."?

    Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

    Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

    What do you call male ballerinas?

    If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

    If quizz! es are quizzical, what are tests?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Is Disney World the only people-trap operated by a mouse?

    Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Stop singing and read on...

    Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but it's a hemorrhoid when it's in your _____...?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him o! n a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

    Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
     
  2. bullylove1

    bullylove1 New Member

    WALT!!! LMAO.
    My favs were the alphabet and twinkle, because I was singing, then scrolled down and BAM, stop singing. hehehehe too funny. I am forwarding this to everyone I know. I love this kinda stuff.
    Feel free to email me as many jokes and what not as you wish. I lap this stuff up.
    leslie146@hotmail.com
     
  3. chickee

    chickee New Member

    LOL,, I did the same thing. I was singing and trying to compare the two songs then glanced to the next line, and stopped.
     

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