Just a ha ha ha! for you guys.

BATHING THE CAT

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add the required amount of pet shampoo
to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4.The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
come from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
"rinse."

6. Have someone open the door to the outside. Be sure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry
himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean!
Always here to give you the best of tested advice in difficult times....

Sincerely,
The Dog

 

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