Let's Hear Some New "Old" Sayings About Dogs

Remember the wisdom contained in the quotations from Confucius. Things like Confucius say "Let a sleeping dog lie." Ok I'm not sure that was one of his quotes but you get the idea.
Thought it would be fun to create some of our own based on your real life experience with your own dog.
Here is my contribution based on an experience I have each week:

Dukesdad say: "Man who has yellow dog should not wear dark pants!"

Let the Auspet wisdom flow.

 

A dog is Man's best friend......Unless there's a Woman holding a handfull of treats.

 

man with small yard and several dogs, find themselves in doo doo.

 

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

The world's a sweet smelling place,

If it smells like cat poo.

 

Dukesdad say: "Man who has yellow dog should not wear dark pants!"


ditto "woman who has yellow dog should never wear dark pants"

 

new puppy = no sleep

 

He who lives with two dogs is wise to also have two tennis balls.

 

In your case DukesDad, Many tennisballs

 

You can't teach an old dog new tricks....but he can teach you a few,.

 

If at first you don't succeed.... keep barking!

 

If your dog is bigger than you, you should bring not one poo bag to the park, but two.


*best I could do.

 

those are all so funny, now that I am thinking about them I can't remember the ones I say normally!

 

Hmmm. How about, "If you can't find something, seek for it in the dog's mouth."

 

All very good. Keep'm coming.
Here's one of my all time favorites from the late Louis Grizzard:

"Labs are retrievers. They will bring you something to throw...and if you don't throw it... they eat it."