Really Funny Joke for your Weekend

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a dog named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the Fairy Godmother. Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years?" The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life since I last saw you. Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella was taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful
consideration, she uttered her first wish: "The prince was wonderful but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank you, Fairy Godmother."

The fairy godmother replied, "It is the least that I can do. What do you want for your second wish?" Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned. Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.

And then the fairy godmother spoke once more: "You have one more wish;
what shall it be?" Cinderella looks over to the frightened dog in the
corner and says, "I wish for you to transform Bob, my old dog, into a kind and handsome young man." Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of him neither she nor the world had ever seen.

The fairy godmother said, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new
life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she had ever seen. Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat transfixed in her rocking chair, and held her close in his young muscular arms. He leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as
he whispered....................


..................."BET YOU'RE SORRY YOU NEUTERED ME!"

 

ha ha ha

 

Oh that was funny. I was thinking it would end with something like that.

 

OMG!!! How funny!! he he he...
Now, where's my fairy god mother when I need her?!?!?!?

 

That's hilarious!! hehe

 

Dukesdad I went to your website and then followed the link to Duke's sight- he is just the cutest lab I have ever seen! He has such an expressive face! I love the pic "these are my toys, don't touch them!" I just wanted to tell you that I think he is such a beautiful boy!

 

OMG that was hilarious i needed a good laugh after the day i have had.

You guys crack me up with all your jokes lol

mike

 

:lol: oh my garsh.. I KNEW their had to be some sort of tist, it was just to good to be true, thanks for a great laugh!

 

LOL. That was good...thanks for sharing. :lol:

 

LOL, I did not see that ending!!

 

How Funny!! :mrgreen:

 

my bf laughed for like 10 minutes straight after I read that to him!!

 

:lol:

I just read that out like a story and shouted the punch line, everyone's in hysterics here.

Great stuff.

 

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