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Thought this was cute!

Discussion in 'Dogs - all breeds / types' started by Samsintentions, Apr 9, 2008.

  1. Samsintentions

    Samsintentions New Member

    This was posted on a boerboel forum and was found in other room which they claimed found in craigs list... either way, its hilarious!!!

    Found this on another board (the poster originally found it posted
    on
    > craigslist), thought you all might get a kick out of it :)
    >
    >
    >
    > Please help! After two long years of being on a waiting list for a
    dog, we
    > have been notified by breed rescue that, at long last, our number
    has come up
    > and ... WE ARE HAVING A PUPPY!
    >
    > We must get rid of our children IMMEDIATELY because we just know
    how time
    > consuming our new little puppy is going to be and it just wouldn't
    be fair to
    > the children. Since our little puppy will be arriving on Monday we
    MUST place
    > the children up for adoption this weekend!
    >
    > They are described as:
    > One male -- his name is Tommy, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
    light blonde
    > hair, blue eyes. Four years old. Excellent disposition. He doesn't
    bite.
    > Temperament tested. Does have problems with peeing directly in the
    toilet. Has had
    > chicken Pox and is current on all shots. Tonsils have already been
    removed.
    > Tommy eats everything, is very clean, house trained and gets along
    well with
    > others. Does not run with scissors and with a little training he
    should be
    > able to read soon.
    >
    > One female -- her name is Lexie, Caucasian (English/Irish mix),
    strawberry
    > blonde hair, green eyes quite freckled. Two years old. Can be
    surly at times.
    > Non-biter, thumb sucker. Has been temperament tested but needs a
    little
    > attitude adjusting occasionally. She is current on all shots,
    tonsils out, and is
    > very healthy and can be affectionate. Gets along well with other
    > little girls and little boys but does not like to share her toys
    and
    > therefore would do best in a one child household. She is a very
    quick
    > learner and is currently working on her house training. Shouldn't
    take long at all.
    >
    > We really do LOVE our children so much and want to do what's right
    for them.
    > That is why we contacted a rescue group. But we simply can no
    longer keep
    > them. Also, we are afraid that they may hurt our new puppy.
    >
    > I hope you understand that ours is a UNIQUE situation and we have
    a real
    > emergency here! They MUST be placed into your rescue by Sunday
    night at the
    > latest or we will be forced to drop them off at the orphanage or
    along some dark,
    > country road. Our priority now has to be our new puppy.
     
  2. Chessmind

    Chessmind New Member

    LOL. That was so funny! I am going to forward this to some people. Although I realize this is often times the sad fate of many dogs when babies are brought home or cats when dogs are brought home.
     
  3. HDrydr

    HDrydr New Member

    :eek: funny post!!! got a good laugh!!!! I agree Chessmind that does often happen when a new baby is born.... Very sad I think!! :cry: or a family member becomes allergic.... sad sad
     
  4. rosesmom

    rosesmom New Member

    Thats a really cute one.
     
  5. Chezza

    Chezza New Member

    :eek: :eek:

    Hee hee funny..
     

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