Why own a Cat?

Why Own a Cat?
by Anonymous

There's a danger you know.
You can't own just one, for the craving will gorw.
There's no doubt they're addictive, wherein lies the danger
While living with lots, you'll grow poorer and stranger
One cat is not trouble, and two are so funny,
The third one is easy, the fourth one's a honey,
The fifth is delifhtful, the sixth one's a breese.
You find you can live with a houseful, with ease.
S how 'bout another? Would you really dare?
They're really quite easy, but Oh Lord, the hair!
With cats on the sofa and cats on the bed,
And crates in the kitchen, its no bother, you said.
They're really no trouble, their manner are great.
What's just one more cat and one more little crate?
The sofa is hairy, the windows are crust.
The floor is all footprints, the furniture's dusty.
The housekeeper suffers, but what do you care?
Who minds a few noseprints and a little more hair?
So let's keep a kitten, you can always find room.
And a little more time for the dust cloth and broom.
There's hardly a limit to the cats you can add
The thought of a cutback, sure makes you feel sad.
Each one is special, so useful, so funy,
The food bill grows larger, you owe the vet money.
Your folks nevver visit, few friends come to stay,
Except other cat folks, who live the same way.
Your lawn has now died and your shrubs are dead, too.
Your weekends are busy, you're off with your crew.
There's cat food and vitamins, grooming and shots
And litter and toys and more, all which costs lots.
Is it worth it you wonder? Are you caught in a trap?
Then that favorite comes up and climbs in your lap.
His looks says you're special and you know that you will
Keep all of the kittens in spite of the bill.
Late evening is awful, you scream and you shout
At the cats on the sofa, who refuse to get up.
The whole thing seems with it, the cats are your life.
They're charming and funny and offset the strire.
Your lifestyle has changed, things just won't be the same.
Yes, those cats are addictive, and so's the cat game!

 

That was really cute. THanks for sharing.

 

thats cute :y_the_best:

 

how true, they are addicting

 

THat's cute! And so true!

 

aww i like that one...i almost brought home #4 today..but i didnt...i cant fit another kitty in this little one bedroom..plus dont want to become the crazy cat woman...need to find a husband first..lol