If your dog could give you a nickname, what would it be?

I know we ALL have a bunch of nicknames for our dogs and that got me to wondering if those little canine brains have created nicknames for us.
I am pretty sure my boys have one for me. "Ol' Butt Scratcher"
After feeding, that does seem to be my main function as far as they are concerned.

 

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I cant even imagine what mine would call me.... :shock:

 

mine would probably come up with some insult in love, just as i always call them weirdos (because of their little quirks) and dingbats (at those times when i am either getting dragged around the neighborhood by them on their leashes, or when i give them too much freedom and am chasing them down, we are still trying to find the perfect balance with snickers being thrown into the mix.)

 

I'm fairly certain the names I've been called during baths, toe nail tirms and ear cleaning wouldn't be printable.

But there are times when I'm probably 'The Shoulder', as that's where the boy likes to sit and look out the window. I'm probably 'The Heater' when in the midst of a hot flash. But then, that probably turns into one of those unprintable ones when I shoo him away, because I don't need any added heat at the time.

 

LOL that's funny...

"Tough Gal" is what the Boerboels would be calling me...and... "momma" I'm sure...

The Pit Bulls... "Twit"?

 

oh...i'm sure Annie refers to me as the "treat dispenser", and a very easily operated one at that. I'm also "rope tugger"
and Annie's dad is "floor mat"

 

Oh yeah dad... Boerboels for dad : Savior

HJ for Dad is: Twit
and Monty : Hero...

HJ thinks Everyone is a twit I'm sure...then again with a nickname like Diva...what else should we expect.

 

How about "servant"? Or "butler"? I would think that it wouldn't be that complimentary though...I feel like they don't think I'm very bright.

 

Oh Lordy, Dukesdad! When I first read your post, I thought Ol' Butt Scratcher, you must be talking about your own. Then I had a fond memory of my dear Great Uncle Roy, may he rest in peace. Finally it "clicked" and I thought, you must have meant the dogs' butts.

All I can say is my dogs just think of me as MOM. They appreciate everything I do for them and they just wuv me.

 

I think mine would call me sucker cuz all they have to do is give me the look and they can have what ever they want lol

 

SUCKER

They know a smile just makes me melt.

2pyrs

 

CatWoman...I foster cats and Sadie practically rolls her eyes for every newbie coming in and a sigh of relief when they leave LOL

that or "keeper of the food"

 

lol loves-da-pits, i thought the exact same thing. I was trying to figure out how giving them food and that all tied together. lol

Depends on when the situation:
Taking a bath : unprintable names
Fetching sticks from the river: hero
out for a hike: worry-wort (she's always to far from me it seems like)
dragging her away from something dead: idiot
On a float: hero
just out playing around: mom
on the way to the vet: worry-wort again (i'm always worried she'll be sick)
when I'm talking to her: idiot
when i make her leave the fire: dummy
so i range from hero to unprintable names depending on the mood and situation. lol