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NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

Discussion in 'General Topics & Support Issues' started by Auspetian, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. Auspetian

    Auspetian Administrator Staff Member

    Lol, Enjoy.

    Auspetian :)
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    NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN

    ALL ARE WELCOME
    OPEN TO MEN ONLY

    Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants. The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


    DAY ONE

    HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
    Step by step guide with slide presentation

    TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
    Roundtable discussion

    DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
    Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

    DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK
    OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
    Debate among a panel of experts.

    LOSS OF VIRILITY
    Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
    Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while shouting
    "It's not there!”, You’ve moved it!” or “We’ve run out!” – Open forum


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    DAY TWO

    EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
    Group discussion and role-play

    HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
    PowerPoint presentation

    REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
    Real life testimonial from the one man who did

    IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
    Driving simulation

    LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
    Online class and role playing

    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
    Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

    REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO BE LATE
    Bring your calendar or PDA to class

    GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
    Individual counsellors available


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    Auspetian, Aug 4, 2005
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  2. Chessmind

    Chessmind New Member

    LOL. That's pretty funny. :lol: However, not all men are like this. I don't do one thing on the list. The only thing I can think of that I would need to take one of those classes for, is when my wife eats and drives. :shock: If she happens to be driving while eating (such as frozen yogurt) and I'm in the passenger seat, it totally stresses me out. I offer to hold the food items for her, but she insists on holding it herself. She's 8 months pregnant, so perhaps she thinks I'm going to eat her food? She's a great driver, but must she eat and drive at the same time? It's dangerous. ](*,)
     
    Chessmind, Aug 5, 2005
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  3. Bente

    Bente New Member

    Lmao :lol: :0017:

    But you're right Chess, not all men are like that. I could find a few that I would sign my bf up for though:
    LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
    HEALTH WATCH
    HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION

    Especially the breathing techniques. He seems to get short breathed (?) the minute he walkes into a store :mrgreen:
     
    Bente, Aug 5, 2005
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