Off topic - talk me out of it

Hmm did anyone suggest a pine tree yet? Pine needles are horrible and a big mess plus PINECONES!! HEHE Whatever you decide I am sure it will be great.

 

OH yeah!!! Or a fig tree. Only thing is, they are ugly and the smell would probably gross you out too!! We have one next to the windmill and well, lemmi tell ya, every july/august, those things ripen, and the smell is soooo bad we can't open widows, go out the back door!!!! When they fall off, they smell like oranges and coffee rotting. Its horrible!!! Thankfully the squirl population is rising...they seem to carry most of them off, but the ones they don't, ewww!!! Not to meantion, they fall off in the gras sand look like a lump of slime! You can't pick them up!!!!