Our 4th of July-A Tale of Woe!

Oh Oh Oh! My sister in law and I wanted to write a book about kids too and we wanted to have a chapter called "Things You Never Thought You'd Hear Come Out of Your Mouth" Like, "Nick! Get your brother's shoe out of your mouth! Alex you can't sit in the refridgerator and stop shoving cookies in the dogs butt!" (true phrase BTW!) We could call the book "An Overwhelming Love (followed by a stress headache!)"

 

WHO the wonder trainer?! LMAO. My dogs wish I knew how to train. I can only dispense advice for other people's dogs. Maisey is the dog trainer!

LOL, Sarge'smom. I was trying to tell the kids yesterday to not let the dogs have things that are stringy or stretchy - like rubberbands, for instance. I was explaining how they can get wound up in intestines. Then my husband pipes up and says, "If they get knotted up in dog intestines, you have to go in and get them out......there are only two ways into a dog's intestines and one has teeth!" I was giggling all afternoon.

Of course for our show, we'd have to loan Sams some toddlers and perhaps a screaming infant to make the insanity complete. :shock:


Jamiya

 

No prob there! How about a screaming toddler with a cast on his leg? He drug himself by his arms across the floor last night and into Sarge's cage and slammed the door shut. Then Sarge sat there and whined until I got Alex out!

 

Poor little guy! Did you take a photo of him in the cage first? :lol:


Jamiya

 

Jamiya! What kind of mom do you think I am? Of course I did!!! How else will I humilate him when he is older if I don't have photographic evidence!

 

Muahahaha!! I also have photos of the kids in Nala's car crate, and one of my daughter in the new soft crate I bought.

I have a friend who was raised by his grandparents and never knew where his mom was. He finally found her when he was 20-something and when he went to meet her, they were going through a box of some of his baby things that she had. She had a picture of him sitting on the couch choking on a cookie. Apparently, she thought he looked cute so rather than going to help him, she ran for the camera!!

I don't think he was in any danger, but still it made a funny story. "Oh look, the baby's choking. GET THE CAMERA!!" :shock:


Jamiya

 

Sounds like he may have been safer with his grand parents! "Look, isn' the baby a pretty shade of blue! How darling!"

 

OMG!!! CPS would have sooo much fun with yall!! (JOKING!!!!)

In the dog crate! how funny.....
I alway though when I had kids, Screw the baby sitter. I'l just go get me another dog run.....

 

Nah, he would have been better off with his mother. Not good, but better. His grandmother was a Certified Monster of the worst kind. She tortured children for pleasure.

Just have the dogs babysit....


Jamiya

 

Yeah, I figure if the dogs can't get out of the chainlink run, neither can a kid!!! Char would make a good babysitter... She'd never let the move. Lay down on them all day wanting to be petted!!!


Oh yeah, First episode of Sams Intentions.... Jamiya dangling from a wire, pulling a mission Imposible, from a light pole, slowly lowering herself to the center of a busy highway to rescue a turtle in danger....flashes back to kids running in a front yard carrying puppies (upside down) and Me chasing them like mad!!!!! "Put the puppies down!!!, Dont' put your finger there!!!!"

 

Yeah, I figure if the dogs can't get out of the chainlink run, neither can a kid!!! Char would make a good babysitter... She'd never let the move. Lay down on them all day wanting to be petted!!!


Oh yeah, First episode of Sams Intentions.... Jamiya dangling from a wire, pulling a mission Imposible, from a light pole, slowly lowering herself to the center of a busy highway to rescue a turtle in danger....flashes back to kids running in a front yard carrying puppies (upside down) and Me chasing them like mad!!!!! "Put the puppies down!!!, Dont' put your finger there!!!!"